I Survived 2020 — "No Signal" Test Pattern Tee Special Edition Alien Broadcast Finale Summer Premiere Unisex Garment-Dyed Long Sleeve T-Shirt
👽 NO SIGNAL.
This is how the broadcast finally ends.
Every season signs off with the test pattern — the card that aired when the day was done and there was nothing left to show. Four times this year the signal refused to die. It went toxic. It caught fire. It watched you through the lockdown. It would not sign off.
This is the night it does. The set isn't even from here anymore — it grew instead of getting built, and across its channels the whole year plays back one last time: the broadcast card, the contamination, the wildfire, the watch. Then the bars. Then NO SIGNAL.
Look close. Every disaster you survived is still flickering in there before it goes dark.
Front: The deep-signal division of I Survived Incorporated — your station ID, transmitting from somewhere it shouldn't.
Back: The final card. Four channels, one year, no signal.
A little bleak. A little funny. The season finale for everyone who made it all the way to the end of 2020 — and remembers when "please stand by" meant something.
Because even the end has to end sometime.
When the channel cuts, they're gone for good.
Part of the Summer Premiere Exclusive — five test-pattern signals, live [July 1].
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth hand and durable print surface
- Garment-dyed construction for a lived-in color and softer texture
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit for comfortable layering
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and double-needle hems for shape retention and durability
- Neck and shoulder twill tape and sewn-in label for added stability and long-lasting wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product information: Comfort Colors® 6014, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean