I Survived 2020 — "Please Stand By" Test Pattern Tee Lockdown Edition Summer Exclusive Unisex Garment-Dyed Long Sleeve T-Shirt

🔵 PLEASE STAND BY.

This is how the broadcast was supposed to end.

Every season signs off the way the old stations did — with the test pattern. The card that aired when the day was done and there was nothing left to show. The end of transmission.

Except this one isn't broadcasting to you. It's watching. Tune the CCTV feed and there's the little guy bolting the cabin, flashlights closing in through the trees, the night the whole world got told to stay inside and stay on camera. LOCKDOWN 2020. The monitor never blinks. The signal never sleeps.

Front: The night-watch division of I Survived Incorporated — your station ID, wired in and sweating it out.
Back: The surveillance card that forgot how to sign off.

A little bleak. A little funny. For everyone who did their time indoors and remembers when "please stand by" was a thing you actually sat through.

Because the end is always on.

Part of the Summer Premiere Exclusive — five test-pattern signals, live [July 1].

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth hand and durable print surface
- Garment-dyed construction for a lived-in color and softer texture
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit for comfortable layering
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and double-needle hems for shape retention and durability
- Neck and shoulder twill tape and sewn-in label for added stability and long-lasting wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 6014, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean