I Survived 2020 — "Please Stand By" Test Pattern Tee Wildfire Signal Edition Summer Premiere Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
🔥 PLEASE STAND BY.
This is how the broadcast was supposed to end.
Every season signs off the way the old stations did — with the test pattern. The card that aired when the day was done and there was nothing left to show. The end of transmission.
Except this one caught. The signal's on fire and it's still running — the test card burning at every corner, the little guy bolting out the vault while the year snarls up at him in flame. The set's an inferno. The channel won't quit.
Front: The fire division of I Survived Incorporated — your station ID, hose in hand.
Back: The burning broadcast card that wouldn't go to black.
A little bleak. A little funny. For everyone who made it through the year the West went up and remembers when "please stand by" meant something.
Because the end is always on.
Part of the Summer Premiere Exclusive — five test-pattern signals, live [July 1].
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; made with ethically grown US cotton
- Prints applied by DTG/DTF methods for vivid, long-lasting detail
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean