I Survived 2020 — "Please Stand By" Test Pattern Toxic Signal Tee Summer Premiere Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank Top

☢️ PLEASE STAND BY.

This is how the broadcast was supposed to end.

Every season signs off the way the old stations did — with the test pattern. The card that aired when the day was done and there was nothing left to show. The end of transmission.

Except this signal won't die. It just went green. Tune past the bars and the crosshairs and you'll find it still down there in the static — the open vault, the little guy already running, and 2020 staring back with teeth. The set keeps changing. The contamination doesn't.

Front: The hazmat division of I Survived Incorporated — your station ID, suited up.
Back: The toxic broadcast card that forgot how to sign off.

A little bleak. A little funny. For everyone who made it out of the year and remembers when "please stand by" was a thing you actually sat through.

Because the end is always on.

Part of the Summer Premiere Exclusive — five test-pattern signals, live [July 1].

Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton for a smooth, durable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular construction (no side seams) for clean lines and reduced waste
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- Self-fabric binding and sewn-in twill label for neat, lasting details

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 9360, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean