I Survived 2020 — "Please Stand By" Test Pattern Toxic Signal Tee Summer Premiere Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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I Survived 2020 — "Please Stand By" Test Pattern Toxic Signal Tee Summer Premiere Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$34.99
Sale price
$34.99
Regular price
☢️ PLEASE STAND BY.
This is how the broadcast was supposed to end.
Every season signs off the way the old stations did — with the test pattern. The card that aired when the day was done and there was nothing left to show. The end of transmission.
Except this signal won't die. It just went green. Tune past the bars and the crosshairs and you'll find it still down there in the static — the open vault, the little guy already running, and 2020 staring back with teeth. The set keeps changing. The contamination doesn't.
Front: The hazmat division of I Survived Incorporated — your station ID, suited up.
Back: The toxic broadcast card that forgot how to sign off.
A little bleak. A little funny. For everyone who made it out of the year and remembers when "please stand by" was a thing you actually sat through.
Because the end is always on.
Part of the Summer Premiere Exclusive — five test-pattern signals, live [July 1].
Product features
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape prevent stretching and retain shape
- Crisp, detailed artwork using DTF (sleeve/label) and DTG printing on main panel
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean