I Survived 2020 — "Please Stand By" Test Pattern Tee Lockdown Summer Exclusive Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

🔵 PLEASE STAND BY.

This is how the broadcast was supposed to end.

Every season signs off the way the old stations did — with the test pattern. The card that aired when the day was done and there was nothing left to show. The end of transmission.

Except this one isn't broadcasting to you. It's watching. Tune the CCTV feed and there's the little guy bolting the cabin, flashlights closing in through the trees, the night the whole world got told to stay inside and stay on camera. LOCKDOWN 2020. The monitor never blinks. The signal never sleeps.

Front: The night-watch division of I Survived Incorporated — your station ID, wired in and sweating it out.
Back: The surveillance card that forgot how to sign off.

A little bleak. A little funny. For everyone who did their time indoors and remembers when "please stand by" was a thing you actually sat through.

Because the end is always on.

Part of the Summer Premiere Exclusive — five test-pattern signals, live [July 1].

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable fabric
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and structural support
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for elasticity and a neat look
- High-quality print processes (DTF/DTG depending on provider) for crisp, vibrant artwork on body and sleeves
- Tear-away label, REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras, responsibly manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean