I Survived 2020 — "Please Stand By" Test Pattern Tee Special Edition Summer Premier Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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I Survived 2020 — "Please Stand By" Test Pattern Tee Special Edition Summer Premier Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$59.99
Prix promotionnel
$59.99
Prix régulier
📺 PLEASE STAND BY.
This is how the broadcast was supposed to end.
Every season closes the same way the old stations did — with the test pattern. The card that aired when the day was done, the programming was over, and there was nothing left to show. The signal-off. The end.
Except this one never ends. The set gets older every season — different decade, different dials, different ghost in the glass — but the message never changes and the channel never dies. The vault door's still open. The little guy's still running. 2020's still spelled out in the static.
Some broadcasts don't get to sign off. They just keep standing by.
Front: The I Survived Incorporated mark — your station ID.
Back: The sign-off card that forgot how to end.
A little bleak. A little funny. For everyone who survived the year and the four channels.
Because the end is always on.
Product features
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape prevent stretching and retain shape
- Crisp, detailed artwork using DTF (sleeve/label) and DTG printing on main panel
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean